Total Medals Earned: 176 (From 33 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,110 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/130 points)
Defeat 100 or more enemies total.
Don't use your flashlight and survive for 2 minutes.
Defeat all enemy types.
Defeat 500 or more enemies total.
Defeat 1,000 or more enemies total.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Last 3 and a half minutes without getting hit.
Defeat 250 enemies in a single play.
Collect 25 or more power-ups total.
Defeat 150 enemies without picking up any power-ups.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (105/355 points)
Level up to the max level
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Beat the game without a helper
Get the max attack combo chain
Beat the game without dying
Get 12 red coins in one game
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Play The Game and Quit
Blam Pistachio Man!! HOORAY!!!!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Thx for the free Medal >w<
Medals Earned: 5/8 (240/355 points)
A Free Medal!? My Cock is Throbbing!!
Survive the cult follower attacks
Kill the cult leader
Kill Peter the Ant
Finish the Game!!
Die
Win the game without getting hit once
Medals Earned: 2/17 (10/385 points)
Jump out
Reach Floor 10
Go to the next floor without harming any enemies
Kill a carrot before it explodes
Complete a room at 10% of your max health or less
Reach Floor 20
Reach Floor 30
Reach Floor 40
Reach Floor 50
Jump out 10 times in one run
Reach a Max HP of 500 or more
Beat the game in 45 minutes or less
Jump out and climb back up again from the bottom after killing the CEO
Kill 300 enemies in a run
Have 50.000 Fruity Bucks on you
Buy the Glock 17 9mm
Medals Earned: 14/50 (75/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Reach the top of the tower
Start playing!
Brandish the Tank
Defeat Camlaidh
Reach halfway through the tower
Defeat Osha
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Defeat B. Casual
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Obtain Strawberryclock
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Check out the credits
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Finish the game as Yeremey
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!